Limericks

There once was a maid with such graces,

That her curves cried aloud for embraces.

"you look," said McGee,

"Like a million to me-

Invested in all the right places!"

There once was a young man named Hall

who fell in the spring in the fall.

'T would have been a sad thing

had he died in the spring,

But he didn't- he died in the fall.

There once was an old man who said,"Do

tell me how I'm to add two and two?

Arithmetical lore

claims they add up to four,

But I fear that is almost too few."

To be continued with some more limericks soon.